Paid Blather Well

I like the messages major websites pop-up with upon arrival. 

Click some any old random link with captivating headline meant just for you,, and you read 2 sentences and think, this stinks, and then the pop-up says  

-you have come here 3 times, the next time you will pay, or read no more-

they don't word it quite like that, but that's how the words play out in my head. 


and you know you never read thoroughly through, or enjoyed quite highly anything there, you simply land and glance and go, and now you're blocked out from re-entry less some pay to read ransom is auto-debited eternal. Oh go on then please, block me out, sabotage your own baited line. 

Your site is shit.